”What was the most beautiful day of your life ?

 _ It was a night.

 _ Who is the most stupid human being you ever met ?

 _ You ! For asking me such stupid a question.

 _ What is your favorite movie ?

 _ The next one.

 _ What is your favorite jewel ?

 _ Beauty, because you can’t buy it.

 _ What do you like doing in life ?

 _ Doing nothing.

 _ What do you think about free love ?

 _ I never think when I make love.

 _ What are you wearing to bed ?

 _ My lover’s arms.

 _ What seduce you the most in a man ?

 _ His wife.

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